The Art Of Conversation

I call it art because it's almost a thing of the past. How can you have a conversation with someone who's head seems loward permanently and two thumbs typing faster than I can think. But get this, I can't understand the "lingo" either. Oh, if your old English teacher were around, she'd be having a fit because of the language, spelling, all lower case orvall uppercase, no punctuation, etc. Lift your head, make eye contact and say something along the lines of, "Hello", "Good morning", "Have a nice day", anything. If you can do this, imagine what the rest of the conversation will be.